andfakethewayiholdyou:

hauntyourhome:

ALWAYS.

I obviously have no soul because I just say “that’s what you get when you walk between my legs”

I do that too. I live in a house with two large dogs and three cats, and it seems like they’re all ALWAYS underfoot. It’s only inevitable that one of them gets stepped on accidentally from time to time lol

andfakethewayiholdyou:

hauntyourhome:

ALWAYS.

I obviously have no soul because I just say “that’s what you get when you walk between my legs”

I do that too. I live in a house with two large dogs and three cats, and it seems like they’re all ALWAYS underfoot. It’s only inevitable that one of them gets stepped on accidentally from time to time lol

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Enough life changes to last a lifetime

Leaving my husband, moving out, starting a new, amazing, awesome relationship, moving into my “own place” (ie: renting a room in a friend’s house and being charged $350 for rent), moving in with my boyfriend….and now I’m about 75% sure that I’m pregnant. Holy crap.

andfakethewayiholdyou-:

fornicatingunicorns:

Hello beautiful.

 I’m not gonna lie, this cover creeps me the fuck out

I have this cover on my bedroom wall!!

andfakethewayiholdyou-:

fornicatingunicorns:

Hello beautiful.

 I’m not gonna lie, this cover creeps me the fuck out

I have this cover on my bedroom wall!!

(Source: wavvelengths)

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fuckyeahtattoos:

okay, so besides the fact that i look like i have no arm.. (i was raising it so you guys could see my tattoo) this is a work i progress i’ve been goin at for a year now. it’s two parts:
text: “After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down the stairs.” it’s from Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland. I got this in January 2010, after my roommate died of an overdose and right before my best friend’s mom died. It’s a little reminder to me that if I can handle things that are bad or even traumatic, I shouldn’t stress over the small stuff. It’s also my favorite book! I got this done at Ace’s Tattoo in Denton, TX.
roses: they’re traditional roses, but I’m (eventually) getting them filled red and blue, to resemble the Deftones’ self-titled album. They’re my favorite band. Always have, always will be. I got the roses done at A Living Canvas Tattoo in Lewisville, TX.

fuckyeahtattoos:

okay, so besides the fact that i look like i have no arm.. (i was raising it so you guys could see my tattoo) this is a work i progress i’ve been goin at for a year now. it’s two parts:

text: “After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling down the stairs.” it’s from Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland. I got this in January 2010, after my roommate died of an overdose and right before my best friend’s mom died. It’s a little reminder to me that if I can handle things that are bad or even traumatic, I shouldn’t stress over the small stuff. It’s also my favorite book! I got this done at Ace’s Tattoo in Denton, TX.

roses: they’re traditional roses, but I’m (eventually) getting them filled red and blue, to resemble the Deftones’ self-titled album. They’re my favorite band. Always have, always will be. I got the roses done at A Living Canvas Tattoo in Lewisville, TX.

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)

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-pallasathena:

andfakethewayiholdyou-:

I have red hair again :)
Not that you can actually see it with that shitty webcam but whatever

You’re officially in good standing with the Devines again - let’s kick some ass!

Fabulous dahling!!!!

-pallasathena:

andfakethewayiholdyou-:

I have red hair again :)

Not that you can actually see it with that shitty webcam but whatever

You’re officially in good standing with the Devines again - let’s kick some ass!

Fabulous dahling!!!!

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Can you marry food?

-pallasathena:

Because I want to have a beautiful ceremony on a private island surrounded by loved ones and flowers and doves with these pierogies.

Fuck yeah pierogies!!!!!!

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